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The Job Description Roaster reads postings the way candidates wish they could: ten dimensions, one Hiring BS Index, zero corporate poetry.

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    Findings cite the text that triggered them. We roast listings and process — never people. Employers: request a free correction or a full rewrite below.

    Full dimension breakdown + the evidence-first rewrite checklist. No spam, no calls.
    What we check

    Ten dimensions. Every finding shows its evidence.

    ClarityDo the responsibilities identify an actual business problem?
    Requirement inflationIs this secretly three roles in one listing?
    Seniority coherenceJunior title, senior ownership, intern pay?
    Compensation transparencyA number, a range, or "competitive" vibes?
    Technology realismTool list longer than the actual job description?
    Process burdenHow many rounds and unpaid projects are implied?
    Boilerplate densityFast-paced rockstar family synergy detector.
    Contradictions"Move fast" + five approval layers = we need to talk.
    Candidate costEstimated hours you'd invest before any decision.
    Evidence qualityYears-and-pedigree worship vs demonstrable work.

    House rules

    We criticize text and process, never individuals. No "this employer is lying," no naming recruiters, no definitive ghost-job accusations — findings say what was detected and quote the line that triggered it. Employers always get a correction channel.

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    Full audit + evidence-first rewrite

    A private, detailed report on your posting and process, plus a rewritten role built around observable work — from €49. Or go further: a Role Evidence Blueprint and a NoHR Verified listing with real process commitments.

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    Paste the posting, pick what you want, and the deliverable arrives by email.